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Seriously: If you want to write a guest post, I'd love to include more voices here. It can be about your internet habits, digital life, thoughts about slow movements and simplicity, personal experiences with addiction or recovery, or whatever else strikes your fancy. So lemme know. Yah?
Way to make it enticing for me! Now everyone is going to assume I am trying to cash in on your amazing deal...
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