Sunday, October 18, 2009

Calling Guest Writers: ACT NOW

Ever thought about cutting back on your time ONLINE?
Or think this plan of mine is DUMBEST thing you've ever heard?

Then contribute a GUEST POST!!

For only $99.99, YOU can be the featured


Be read by a vast network of influential policy makers!*
Help change the lives of the millions of people struggling with internet affliction!*
Drive traffic to your site thanks to the thousands of backlinks that connect every hour!*

Normally, this special offer would cost $99.99, but for a limited time only, this unbelievable package can be YOURS for the introductory price of FREE!!!

That's right.

You write a guest post.

I post it here.

And you pay NOTHING.

So act now. Spots are going fast.

(* based on project traffic figures for April 2021.)


Seriously: If you want to write a guest post, I'd love to include more voices here. It can be about your internet habits, digital life, thoughts about slow movements and simplicity, personal experiences with addiction or recovery, or whatever else strikes your fancy. So lemme know. Yah?

1 comment:

  1. Way to make it enticing for me! Now everyone is going to assume I am trying to cash in on your amazing deal...